Conspiracy Theory

Rand Paul Still Exists, I Guess

Written by SK Ashby

Remember Rand Paul?

Fake libertarian and senator Rand, son of Ron, doesn't always agree with GOP nominee Donald Trump, except when he does.

Rand spoke to 800 WVHU radio in West Virginia and said the election may not be rigged but the polls are probably rigged.

"You know, I think sometimes polling is done to dampen election turnout so when Trump says the thing's rigged, I'm not sure exactly what he means and I'm not sure I always agree with him," Paul said. "But I do think that when we say over and over someone can't win that is a form of rigging in the sense that it is designed to suppress turnout."

If it were true that polls have been rigged to suppress turnout, wouldn't that mean polls showing Trump ahead in Rand Paul's home state of Kentucky have been rigged? Have the polls been rigged to suppress Democratic turnout in Kentucky?

It goes both ways, doesn't it, or nah?

From what I gather, public media polls have actually been kinder to Trump and the Republicans than internal party polls have been.