Oh, he is a man of mystery.
Where am I? Find out Monday…
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@StockmanSenate) January 24, 2014
Normally, I couldn’t care less which side of the rock in hell this little sniping troll calls home, but he was elected, and as such, owes his constituents and the country he represents more than nursery games and come-and-get-me taunts.
Where is Steve Stockman? Who knows? Find out Monday. He’ll be the one still running for U.S. Senate of the free world from an undisclosed location.