RNC 2016

Report: The GOP Convention Has Become a Literal Shitshow

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Nearly a dozen Republican delegates have been quarantined in an attempt to control an outbreak of Norovirus.

Among those infected were the advance team for the California delegation who first arrived in Cleveland, the Sacramento Bee reported, leading to concerns that norovirus could spread among some 500 other members of the delegation. [...]

Norovirus is known to cause vomiting and diarrhea, and symptoms can last for up to three days.

The first day of the GOP convention featured plagiarism, racism, white supremacy, and a plague. I'm a little rusty on biblical prophecies, but locusts and a rain of frogs should come any day now.