Republican Party

Republicans Aren't Funny

...and their political gag gifts are even less funny, if that was even possible. Remember the Bill Clinton Watch that -- HAR-HAR! -- ran backwards? BOING! ZING! Well if you thought that was a knee-slapping gift for that stunted, infant conservative on your birthday list, check out the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker. WOOT! See, it's so funny because Hillary Clinton is a strong, powerful woman and we all know what that means... Watch out for your nuts, fellers! HOO-HOO!

And, I'm not making this up, but the box says, "It's Hillaryous!"