RMS Cruz

(Cartoonist - John Cole)

In other news, Donald Trump met today with Clinton fan-fiction/conspiracy theorist writer Ed Klein. Look for fake quotes to show up on the campaign trail soon. I mean, more than usual.

Meanwhile, Trump surrogate and radio host John Phillips says Trump can win if he convinces enough people that he isn't Hitler. He could start by not saying he's willing to use nuclear weapons.

And finally, the FBI has charged a domestic terrorist for attempting to blow up a synagogue in Aventura, Florida.