Hillary Clinton Wingnuts

Rove: I Didn’t Say That Thing I’m Saying Again Now

Picard and Riker Facepalm

Karl Rove didn’t say Hillary Clinton has brain damage, but she probably does and we should pay attention to her health. Or something.

ROVE: “I didn’t say she had brain damage. She had a serious health episode and my point was that from, I think it was the 7th of December in 2012 through the 7th of January of 2013, she underwent, first she had apparently a serious virus. [...]

They announced then on the 15th of December that she had at some period in the past week fallen. They didn’t say when, they didn’t say where. She was recovering at home. On the 30th of December she goes in and turns out to have had a blood clot. They won’t say where. The next day they say that it is between her skull and her brain behind her right ear. She’s in the hospital for four days. She goes home, is back in the office on the 7th and testifies on the 25th wearing special glasses that allow her to deal with the double vision that this episode caused.”

See? It all makes sense. Connect the dots!

If you’re trying to refute accusations that you said Hillary is brain damaged, you probably shouldn’t run down the list of reasons why you think she’s brain damaged.

I don’t think Karl Rove is a turd blossom with dementia but he does exhibit all the symptoms. I’m just saying, we need to pay attention to his health.