Rudy Giuliani

Run Away, Brave Sir Rudy!

The following terrorists are being held in Florence, Colorado:

Zacarias Moussaoui, Conspirator in the September 11, 2001 attacks
Omar Abdel-Rahman, "The Blind Sheik"; involved in 1993 WTC bombing
Richard Colvin Reid, Islamic terrorist, nicknamed the "Shoe Bomber"
Wadih el-Hage, Conspirator in the 1998 US embassy bombings
Mahmud Abouhalima, Islamic Mujahideen leader, 1993 WTC bombing
Jose Padilla, Convicted of aiding terrorists
Mohammed A. Salameh, 1993 WTC bombing

I think Rudy just peed his vault. Someone check the newspapers in Colorado to make sure the Shoe Bomber isn't bombing Florence with his footwear.

By the way, the DC Snipers are being held in Guantanamo -- wait, no. Correction. They're being held in Virginia's Sussex I State Prison. Virginia, incidentally, is the location of a significant portion of the Capital Beltway where the DC Snipers killed 10 people. For the record, the FBI and the Commonwealth of Virginia clearly defined these attacks:

In documents filed by prosecutors, Chief Deputy Commonwealth's Attorney Raymond F. Morrogh repeated the allegation that Malvo and Muhammad acted as a "sniper team."

Malvo is charged on three counts: premeditated murder in the commission of an act of terrorism, premeditated murder of more than one person within a three-year period, and use of a firearm during a murder.

Act of terrorism? On American soil after 9/11? I thought George W. Bush and Brave Sir Rudy kept us safe?