Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Isn't Running for President

Maybe it finally seeped into her mushy skull that no one likes her and that she would totally embarrass herself. Here she is with Mark the Talking Adenoid making it official:

I gotta say -- part of me is disappointed. She would have been a psycho-bomb ignited in the middle of an already chaotic Republican field. And it would have been oh-so-fun to watch.