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Artist – David Horsey

In other news, a who’s who of conservative lunatics will gather in Florida next week for fine dining, golf, spa-treatments, and Islamophobia. Really.

This year, Horowitz has recruited an impressive slate of Republican politicians, including Texas Gov. Rick Perry, Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson, Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions, Oklahoma Rep. Jim Bridenstine to partake in the event’s offerings of golf, spa treatments, and Muslim-bashing. [...]

Conservative pundits Ann Coulter, Michael Reagan and Ben Shapiro will also be at the event, according to its website, along with FreedomWorks CEO Matt Kibbe, Heritage Foundation economics chief Stephen Moore and Wall Street Journal editorial board member Kimberly Strassel.

For the low price of $5,000 you will be entitled to food and golfing, but if you want the full spa-treatment to go along with your Haterade, it’ll cost you $20,000. And for that price you’ll also be allowed to insert your campaign material into the goody bags that will be distributed at the main event.

Infamous ghouls like Rick Perry and Ann Coulter need no introduction, but event host David Horowitz is known for saying that President Obama is a secret-Muslim and that Eric Holder is a reverse racist.

I say we nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.