Sarah Palin in Boston describing Paul Revere's ride:
"He who warned, uh, the, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringin' those bells and, um, makin' sure as he's ridin' his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free and we were gonna be armed."
That's exactly verbatim. I'm not making it up. Here's the video evidence from CNN via Alan Colmes.
And she thinks she can be president.