Special Counsel

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Tim Eagan)

In other news, the Department of Homeland Security wants to require immigrants to submit their credit scores before they're admitted into the country. Really.

Meanwhile, Netanyahu is out there trying to convince the world to go to war with Iran by claiming they're hiding nuclear weapons in a... rug-cleaning factory?

Finally, the SEC is accusing Tesla CEO Elon Musk of committing fraud by tweeting that he secured funding to take the company private.

Musk later explained he had been in discussions with the Saudi Arabian sovereign wealth fund and felt confident the funding would come through at his proposed price of $420 per share. Musk said in an interview with The New York Times that he calculated that take-private price by rounding $1 up from what would have been a 20 percent upside at the time.