Cycling

Stage 10

cavendouche.jpgNothing interesting in Stage 10 of the Tour, really.

But I have to confess, after watching Mark Cavendish's latest victory salute, I've concluded that it doesn't matter to me if the guy farts rocket fuel -- he's just a tremendous douchebag.

The other day his salute was to mime a phone call using the common "phone call" gesture. I took this to mean that Cavendish thinks he's so awesome, he phoned-in the victory. Tuesday, for Stage 10, his victory salute was to remove his green Oakleys and pretend to polish them with his fingers. This at high speed just after the finish line. Seriously.

Yeah. Cavendouche.