Trump Regime

Steve Bannon Has Some Thoughts on Paul Ryan

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

We already knew Trump adviser and sentient pile of cigarette butts Steve Bannon is no fan of House Speaker Paul Ryan, but he apparently has some thoughts about Ryan that aren't necessarily too dissimilar from my own thoughts about Ryan.

Steve Bannon reportedly called House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,” referring to the think tank whose fiscal conservative policies the representative espouses.

The detail is one of many bizarre nuggets in Devil’s Bargain, a new book on White House chief strategist Bannon’s role in President Donald Trump’s political rise, by Bloomberg Businessweek reporter Joshua Green, who has extensively covered the former Breitbart chairman.

I don't know nor do I want to know if Paul Ryan is impotent, but I am pretty sure he was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation.

The other possibility is that he materialized out of an Ayn Rand novel like Falcor in the Neverending Story.

  • muselet

    Classy.

    Donald Trump sure hired the best people, doesn’t he?

    –alopecia

  • Draxiar

    Bannon vs Ryan…that’s like choosing between Ramsey Bolton and Joffrey Baratheon.

    Falcor rules!

    • ninjaf

      Can we throw both of them through the Moon Door?

      • Draxiar

        Yes! Or maybe strap them to a table and let The Mountain have his way.

  • Scopedog

    So, this was Bannon’s version of this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/53ec2a9310993cff2866ed5dbc6c922ecd494ed9054398a0f5115ff5804ff0e2.gif

    Well, well, well….I wonder what Ryan will have to say in response? What if these two start a war of words?

    If that’s the case, then…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f09a8907e8e472b99cb9d371eb23b8e028661505584ed39533f00a88c92e7d25.jpg

    • Aynwrong

      You’re never letting go of that “Fuck Ryan” GIF are you? Not that I blame you.

      • JMAshby

        It is the best gif.

      • Scopedog

        Nah…:) It still has its uses.

  • David Greenberg

    The real question is who is the biggest prick: TrumpSr, TrumpJr, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Bannon, Jarod Kushner, John McCain, Marco Rubio, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, oh well, you get the idea.

  • Aynwrong

    Every now and then a bigoted psychopathic monster will say something that more or less corresponds to reality. Every rule has it’s exception.

    “sentient pile of cigarette butts”


    To quote another monster, “I LOVE IT!”

  • Badgerite

    When Bannon talks, he belches whisky, cigarette smoke and sulfur. Who cares what he “thinks” about anything. He’s a neo-nazi fruitcake. (News flash for the ‘deep thinker’ – we are not living in times of ancient Greece. Nor do we want to return to them. Humanity has moved on a bit, don’t cha know.)