Good news! Pat Robertson's direct line to God remains open. According to Media Matters, Robertson has quoted God as saying, "I will remove judges from the Supreme Court quickly, and their successors will refuse to sanction the attacks on religious faith."
God, clearly, minces words. "Remove" is a nice way of God saying he's going to kill, probably, John Paul Stevens and William Rhenquist. He didn't name names.
But God just wouldn't shut up. Robertson also "heard it from the Lord" that Bush will have Social Security and tax reform passed and that Muslims will turn to Jesus Christ.
When I heard that I started to wonder if Robertson was being fooled, and it wasn't Yaweh he was chatting with, but Ganesh (pictured here). Ganesh has been known to fuck with evangelical nutjobs.