Thank you, Iraq War supporters!

Thanks to this wonderful war and the 60,608,582 Bush voters who endorsed it, we get this from the Iraqi Islamic Army via AFP News:

This year "will bring woes on America. The mujahedeen (holy warriors) have prepared big surprises for your sons outside America and a big surprise for you inside America," said the statement whose authenticity could not be confirmed.

Thank goodness Bush has made the country safer. Can you feel it? You know, the safety?