Conspiracy Theory Immigration Open Thread

The Establishment

Primary GOP

Artist – Rob Rogers

In other news, the Southern Poverty Law Center has identified 96(!) Alabama school systems that are violating federal law by preventing immigrant children from enrolling.

Meanwhile, Georgia congressional candidate Jody Hice wants you to know that there’s a secret plot to make your children as homosexual as possible and sodomize them. Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any worse than Paul “lies straight from the pit of hell” Broun (R-*Pit of Hell). *seen below

Republican congressman and member of the US House of Representatives science committee Paul Broun

And finally, I’m sorry conspiracy theorists; HAARP is shutting down. Or maybe that’s just what they want us to believe! Would they really give up the Weather Weapon? You know who they are.