The First 100

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Joe Heller)

In other news, disgraced former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore is running to replace Jeff Sessions in the Senate. Moore was effectively kicked off the state Supreme Court because he refused to comply with the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage.

That makes him a perfect replacement for Jeff Sessions, doesn't it?

Meanwhile, Trump reportedly has a button on the resolute desk that summons a butler with Coke. The drink, not the drug. I think. Who knows?

Finally, the multinational insurance industry is apparently booming because companies are afraid Trump and those like him are going to wreck everything.

  • Michael B. Conway

    Please tell me the Coke Button is not right next to the Launch the Nukes button.

  • Why doesn’t he just put a minifridge behind his desk?

    Lazy asshole.

    • RamOrgan

      It’s good to be the king.

    • Christopher Foxx

      Because then he couldn’t order someone else to get it for him and make himself feel important.

  • Aynwrong

    President Man-Baby has a button.
    Heaven. Help. Us. All.

    • Love that clip. (And I like the movie.)