Election 2012

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

No, it's not the Jelly of the Month Club. It's Mitt Romney.

Romney hosted a telephone town-hall for Wisconsin, from Texas, today and during the conference call he shared a "humorous" anecdote which, coincidentally, was only humorous to him.

“One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors … They had a factory in Michigan, and they had a factory in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and another one in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,” said Romney. “And as the president of the company he decided to close the factory in Michigan and move all the production to Wisconsin. Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the production to Wisconsin was a very sensitive issue to him, for his campaign.”

Get it? He closed a factory! Everyone there lost their job! It was a riot! Haha! Laugh Track!

You're doin' great!