The Good News

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Chris Britt)

In other news, Johnson & Johnson and the federal government have signed a contract to spend $1 billion on the manufacturing capacity necessary to produce 1 billions doses of a coronavirus vaccine. Johnson won't begin trials of their vaccine until September.

Meanwhile, the FBI is reportedly investigating those suspicious stock trades that Senators Richard Burr (R-NC) and Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) made just before the pandemic market crash.

Finally, Trump would like you to know that the global pandemic has led to great ratings!

Trump's own advisers now say between 100,000 to 200,000 Americans may be killed by the virus even under ideal conditions, but at least the ratings will be great!

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