The Good News

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, the infamous 'Pharma bro' who price-gouged a live-saving drug has apparently been under federal investigation since January of this year. I can't wait for this perp walk.

Meanwhile, Fox News commentator Todd Starnes has drawn a line in the sand against the Frito-Lay corporation and their godless rainbow-colored chips.

It appears that Frito-Lay would rather do business with the likes of Dan Savage than America’s good, church-going people.

Look, it’s not my business where you dip your Dorito, but as for me and my house, I can promise you this, not a single Frito, not a single Cheeto until Frito-Lay stops giving money to a bunch of godless sickos who bash Christians.

Not one Cheeto! Not one!

Finally, hardline conservatives are very happy about John Boehner's resignation. Me? No so much. Someone much worse could replace him.