Here's a perfect story for our time.
Following news that despot-elect Donald Trump allegedly enjoys watching Russian prostitutes piss on each other, the unfortunately named company that provides portable toilets for the inauguration, Don's Johns, has begun defacing their own products.
Virginia-based Don's Johns calls itself the Washington area's top provider of portable toilet rentals. But the name apparently strikes too close to home for inaugural organizers.
Workers have placed blue tape over the company name on dozens of portable restrooms installed near the Capitol for the inauguration.
We're all counting on local activists to rip the tape off Don's Johns.