Artist — Jack Ohman
In other Bizarro world newsworthy topics, Sarah Palin defended waterboarding and violent revolt this weekend, telling a meeting of annual NRA convention nuts last night that, “Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
“They obviously have information on plots to carry out jihad,” Palin said. “Oh, but you can’t offend them, can’t make them feel uncomfortable, not even a smidgen. Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
In stoking the NRA and the violent delusions of Wingnuts everywhere, Palin said mentally-unstable racists with guns “are needed now more than ever, because every day we are seeing more and more efforts to strip away our Second Amendment rights.”
“See, our patience is running thin. It’s being teased and tempted by some intellectual elite in some far distant capital wanting us to abandon even the ideas of the American revolution,” she added.
“Do you know why those clownish little Kumbaya-humming fairytale-inhaling liberals want to be tough all of a sudden and control your guns?” she said. “It’s ‘cuz guys like [Sen.] Al Franken (D-MN) and [Senate Majority Leader] Harry Reid (D-NV), they’re not satisfied with just taking your money and your job, your truck and your property and your rights, your healthcare – they didn’t want to just stop at that.”
Breathe it in.