In other news, the Department of Justice and the city of Baltimore have agreed to a consent decree to reform the city's police department and stop a pattern of engaging in unconstitutional behavior.
Trump's Justice Department probably won't enforce this.
Meanwhile, Mister 9/11 himself Rudy Guiliani will reportedly advise Trump on cyber security. There's a good chance Giuliani has never even used a computer.
Finally, the TSA confiscated a record-setting 3,391 guns last year and 83 percent of them were loaded. Watch for the GOP to make guns on planes mandatory. Or something.
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