Election 2012

The Republican Clown Car Gets Clownier

So that weird cigarette-sucking chief of staff who was featured in that weird commercial for the doomed Herman Cain campaign is now accusing the weird shitkicking cowboy Bush retread candidate who made that drunken random speech over the weekend of spreading multiple sexual harassment accusations against Cain.

Things are getting so bad, it turns out the Republican who resigned from Congress in disgrace and who's been married three times, having filed for divorce while one of his wives was recovering from cancer, is actually surging in the polls.

These are the best and the brightest the Republican Party can muster right now -- these are the finest candidates they can run against a president who they insist is unpopular, weak, unamerican and dangerous.

Keep going, Republicans, you're doing great!