The Substitute

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - David Horsey)

In other news, Jeb! Bush's donors are reportedly beginning to get nervous because Jeb is a very bad candidate.

Meanwhile, Carly Fiorina is walking back her comments on her personal belief in climate change because she's running for president, for Pete's sake. She's going to sink under the weight of her own double-speak.

And finally, Benghazi Committee and House Slytherin chairman Trey Gowdy has taken his name out of the race for House Majority Leader.