In other news, I was going to share some terrible news here, but tomorrow is Thanksgiving so why don't we just skip to the good stuff?
Stephen Colbert temporarily took over the Butterball hotline for last night's Late Show.
Meanwhile, President Obama pardoned a turkey this afternoon where he reminisced about embarrassing his daughters.
Obama says his daughters aren't off the hook for future turkey pardons: "We are going to do this every year" https://t.co/O8d5taZbWL
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) November 23, 2016
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but my family is actually meeting on Friday because of conflicting schedules, so I'll see you all on Monday.