The Media

The Beck Files

Glenn Beck and his punch-me face are plagiarizing conspiracy theories from the X-Files.

I'm not making this up.

WARNING: watch the video clip from FOX & Friends at your own risk. Beck massaging his balls just before the commercial break was weird and disturbing. But Doocy's line about "immigration" being an "i" word and "emergency" being an "e" word was so phenomenally stupid, there's a risk that you'll literally de-evolve. Doocy's level of stupid is like Superman flying around the Earth in order to turn back time -- only Doocy's stupid makes people evolve in reverse.