Glenn Beck thinks the speed at which the administration is dealing with swine flu is actually some sort of conspiracy:
Our government is moving wildly fast. Unlike anything we -- I mean, we did the research last night, and we went back to the AIDS epidemic --all the way back, looking at all the different things. They've never moved this quickly.
It's making his head spin that government can actually be efficient and competent. Perhaps Secretary Napolitano should've had a Chuck E. Cheese cake party with Senator McCain followed by some hilarious guitar strummin'.