Republican Party

The Electoral Map

Written by Bob Cesca

MSNBC is already analysing the November electoral map. And given that this is way, way, way, way too early to even bother, I saw a lot of red states there which leads me to ask the question: WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN AFTER THE LAST EIGHT YEARS? If you're a Republican and you vote for Senator McCain in the Fall, your party will be destroyed. Seriously.

You Republicans have an opportunity to hit CTRL-Alt-Del and reboot your shitty deal there by taking some time off. You elect Senator McCain and the disaster will continue -- with the economy, with Iraq, with outsourcing overseas -- all of it. And after another four years of Bush-McCain policies and after America is driven into the ground for the sake of electing another mayo-on-white-bread Republican, no-one will want to vote for another Republican for a very, very long time.

CTRL-Alt-Del.