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The Glenn Beck Monkey Show

Here's Glenn and his soundalike morning zoo sidekick Pat Gray saying absolutely nothing of substance about Keith Olbermann's recent Special Comment.

Dave Neiwert has several important observations here, including the fact that Beck and Gray mistake Alfred Dreyfus for movie actor Richard Dreyfuss. Doy.

And since Elvis and I have been discussing these two morning zoo chimps for months now, I'd like to add this: Even watching these guys talk, it's unclear who specifically is speaking. They sound exactly the same. Also, they really have nothing to say here. All they appear to be doing, like always, is unfunny mockery. It's reeeeeeally hard work to just laugh and laugh without any point whatsoever, isn't it?

Furthermore, have either of these pasty chubs paid attention to any of Glenn Beck's own on-air rants/meltdowns? Clearly not, because Olbermann at his most emphatic is nowhere even close to the sobbing, wimpering, gesticulating, google-eyed, reactionary, lying, faking mess that Glenn Beck becomes every day on his TV show. Oh, and Olbermann is erudite and refuses to talk down to his audience. There's that, too.

Adding... By way of a recap, here's Beck and Gray talking about me and Elvis. See if you can find a point beyond the mocking of our names.

Adding... Beck also rips on Keith's "agricultural" college education, as though it's not a real college education. First, it was Cornell. And second, Beck didn't go to ANY college.

And how the hell can Glenn Beck, of all people, rank on a TV host presenting a "history lession?" Beck has started his own online university, for crap sake.

All of this is further evidence that Beck is a complete faker. This is basically Radio Beck ripping on everything that TV Beck does. So who is the real Glenn Beck? Considering his background, the monkey-cackling morning zoo Glenn Beck you see in the above footage is probably the real Beck.