George W. Bush

“The President of Everybody”


"It's important for people to know that I'm the president of everybody."

That is one of many statements being made by the dumbest famous person currently alive (and, yes, I'm including Vince Neill, Jessica Simpson, and the guy with the chin beard from N*Sync in that analysis). I know it's not a nuanced critique of our fearful leader to say he's a moron. But there's no nuance about his stupidity. He's an idiot. I'm not trying to be funny about this. It's not funny. It's awful.

Among other doozies, the Boy Emperor explains to us why Osama Bin Laden hasn't been captured: "Because he's hiding."

If you want other complicated matters explained to you in a way that a mentally-deficient three-year old would understand, read the whole Washington Post article, which is at, here.