You'll get a kick out of this.
In Connecticut, a devout Christian voter was so insanely worried that a Democratic president will declare a war on Christianity and -- get this -- destroy all Bibles, that she traveled to the home of a Democratic friend and asked him to hide her Bible in his house.
The Democratic friend asked, "If all Bibles are destroyed, what's the use of bringing yours to me? That won't save it."
The woman replied, "It'll be perfectly safe with you. They'll never think of looking in the house of a Democrat for a Bible."
BAM! Har-har. But it's a true story...
...from the presidential campaign of 1800.
The Bible-destroying Democrat the woman was so worried about?
Thomas Jefferson.