There's an Actual 'Conservative Teen Magazine'

Via Buzzfeed, here are several kickass headlines from the new "Conservative Teen Magazine":

RONALD REAGAN: Our First Black President?

Why Abstinence Works, And How It Can Work for You!

Government Creates Poverty

How To Draw Obama

That last one is literal. It's about drawing funny pictures of the president.

The good news? Most teenagers don't know what a magazine is.