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Beware the Butterball "Sharia" Turkey.

In a column on The American Thinker, anti-Islam blogger Pamela Geller explains that halal meats are already prevalent throughout most of the meat industry, but now they have even infiltrated the popular frozen turkey producer Butterball.

“In a little-known strike against freedom, yet again, we are being forced into consuming meat slaughtered by means of a torturous method: Islamic slaughter,” Geller writes. [...]

And anti-Islam, anti-bear activist Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association tweeted this warning on Tuesday: “Be advised: every single Butterball turkey sold in America this Thanksgiving has been sacrificed to Allah first.”

I thought President Obama was behind the War on Thanksgiving. Now you're telling me it's the Butterball corporation? Or is it Muslims? Wait, isn't President Obama a secret-Muslim? Is Butterball a party to the global Islamic caliphate?

Where's a Glenn Beck chalkboard when you need one?