Republican Party

This Will Scare the Shit Out of You

The new Rick Perry commercial.

Holy crapyankers. This is why Perry will get the nomination -- he's balls out with the fairy-tale marketing strategy: The president has crashed the economy [insert lies about his economic record here] and Cowboy American Rick W. Perry will rescue it with patriotic rah-rah-rah and cinematic chest-bursting orchestration!

Oh, and by the way, Politifact gave Rick Perry a PANTS ON FIRE rating for his claim that President Obama created "zero jobs." In other words, the entire "ZERO" theme of the commercial is a big fat disgusting slagheap of a LIE. But it'll work.