Tourist Bora: Bin Laden slept here

Looking for a place to visit with the kids this Summer? Forget Epcot. Nevermind the Grand Canyon. Visit Tora Bora! Afghan authorities are opening up Bin Laden's former hole in Tora Bora for tourists. From the Telegraph:

"We have plans to make a tourist site at the Tora Bora caves. Many Americans wish to go there," Dr Hamrah said.

"Our main problem is lack of budget so we are approaching the private sector. We request that anybody, any company, who is interested should contact us."

Another problem: when American tourists try to get to the hideout, they'll mysteriously end up in Iraq.