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Trump Has Found Himself Another Firetruck

Written by SK Ashby

For reasons that are now plainly obvious, Trump is visiting Texas today and he's addressing supporters nearly 300 miles away from the hardest hit areas.

Thank you everybody. It was a tremendous storm. The best storm. Appreciate the congrats.


Last night, Trump also credited Hurricane Harvey for increasing the "ratings" for his pardon of birther posse sheriff Joe Arpaio. Because that's what really matters.