In other news, the Department of Justice is currently considering a request made by Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake for a Pattern or Practice investigation. A similar investigation was conducted in Cleveland, Ohio and more recently in Ferguson, Missouri. Both of those investigations uncovered abhorrent behavior.
I assume that an investigation of every police department in the country would yield almost uniform results.
Meanwhile, Arizona Governor Doug Ducey (R) would like to assure his constituents that he's keeping an eye on a nefarious plot in Texas. No, the other one.
Can't we keep our conspiracies straight? Perhaps not since they're all connected! Wake up!