The Media

Very Serious Corporate Media

Give me something to break.

But in a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama's skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.

Yes, it's your very serious print media acting all serious. So the Wall Street Journal thinks our presidents have to be fat and/or stubby old cranks in order be "one of us"? Gahhh-damn.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.