In other news, a new Fox News poll reveals that 29 percent of respondents would be "scared" if President Obama is re-elected.
Yes. "Scared" was an option included in the multiple-choice poll.
Not coincidentally, that's the same percentage of people who think George Bush was a great president, that we're now living under the tyranny of socialism, that the 1-percent are here to help us, and that we never landed on the moon.
All fantastical ideas.