Guns

What Could Go Wrong?

This is just dickish.

In response to the policy proposals put forth by President Obama and members of Congress, Pittsburgh Tactical Firearms owner Eric Lowry came up with the idea to offer one AR-15, 1,000 rounds of ammunition, and 30 high-capacity magazine clips, for free, on its Facebook page. He says that it’s an important move to signal he disapproves of any government regulation on firearms.

I get it. You feel as though your manhood is being threatened because, as we’ve established, these weapons serve as penis-extensions, and you want to lash out, but surely you could think of a more responsible way to express your displeasure than to give away a rifle, plenty of ammo, and high-capacity magazines to your wackaloon fans on Facebook. Not-coincidentally, those are the same tools used by the Sandy Hook shooter and various others to commit murder.

You may as well give the keys to the car to your drunk son knowing full well that he is drunk.