What the hell is this?


From Is this a joke? A wicked satire?

Nope. Real.

It's from the web publishers who penned such articles as God's Megaphone and the jam-band-meets-Christ hybrid Jesusphish.

Sadly, once "Umbert" is birthed he's destined to lead a life of guilt, self-doubt, and potential molestation. Poor Catholic fetus Umbert.

(Thanks to Josh Dobbin's site for the link.)