Why Do Republicans Hate Boobies?

Yesterday, I wrote about how the Virginia attorney general is targeting scientists and teachers who endorse climate science. He also overturned laws preventing discrimination based on sexual preference. And now he's covering up boobies.

Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli apparently isn’t fond of wardrobe malfunctions, even when Virginia’s state seal is involved.

The seal depicts the Roman goddess Virtus, or virtue, wearing a blue tunic draped over one shoulder, her left breast exposed. But on the new lapel pins Cuccinelli recently handed out to his staff, Virtus’ bosom is covered by an armored breastplate.

When the new design came up at a staff meeting, workers in attendance said Cuccinelli joked that it converts a risqué image into a PG one.

Someone is getting job tips from John Ashcroft.