It's day three of our big winter fundraiser. As always, your contributions help us to pay for all of the complicated technical maintenance here, along with the bandwidth required to convey the vast quantities of snark and outrage you've come to expect from this place. So if you dig what you see here, feel free to click the jolly, candy-like button below and shove some folding money into the tip jar.
Polls are still open for the top three biggest donations -- each of the top three contributors gets a free Bubble Genius gift basket -- filled with the Best Goddamn Soap in the World. Thank you in advance for your generosity!
And finally, here's a bulldog chilling with an adorable baby orangutan.