Elections

Worse than fellatio

The Oval Office cigar coitus and the attendant lying under oath and impeachment, one would think, would be enough of a low for Bill Clinton. But I guess not. This election cycle has seen the former President bash Obama more than once from the puny-minded perspective of race. And now, alleged Democrat William Jefferson Clinton had this to say about what one hopes is a cigar and coitus-free love affair between his wife and Senator John McCain:

It'd be a great thing if we had an election where you had two people who love this country, who were devoted to the interest of the country and people could actually ask themselves who is right on these issues instead of all this other stuff which always seems to intrude on our politics.

That's right, the two people that love their country - and, it should be said, seemingly each other- are Hillary Clinton and John McCain.

It doesn't take a first-grader to figure out Bill Clinton believes Barack Obama doesn't love his country. I guess Bill missed Barack's speech the other day.

But it's not just the implicit bashing of Barack that's so offensive. It's the warm-hearted embrace of Johnny "Bush III" Mac that makes me want to vomit all over my blue dress.