Worst Person in the Goddamn World

Matthew Boyle from Tucker Carlson's hackish news blog The Daily Caller, for conducting a super excellent investigation into stuff you can buy with food stamps.

Because as we all know, those evil "welfare queens" are totally fucking the economy and leaning their low budget boots on the throats of wealthy, conservative Americans.

(Also, I've been a horrible blogger this week, but it's only because I've been insanely busy. Please don't hate me. However, I've been tearing it up on Twitter, so that's something.)