The Weekly Standard's Michael Goldfarb. For this:
"Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl -- that is, only by having a black president, an Hispanic justice, a female secretary of State, and Bozo the Clown as vice president will the United States become a true 'vanguard of societal ideas and changes.'"
The views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl? And a 21-year-old Hispanic girl wants what now?
What the flippin' hell is he talking about?!