You And What Army?

Texas governor and secessionist Rick Perry has clearly been duped by faker Glenn Beck. Either that or he's deliberately enabling a massive fraud. Oh, and he called this faker movement an "army."

Before taking the stage Saturday night, Perry praised Beck as a national leader with a powerful message about Washington and ‘out of control spending.’

‘Americans can take their country back and send a message to this administration, to this Congress and I consider myself proud to be in that army,’ Perry said.

Cool. An army of rodeo clowns. How... serious.