The Media

You Know You're A Vampire When…

...you hit a pedestrian with your car, and you don't even realize it.

Novak hit a guy while driving his -- huh? -- his black Corvette? Novak drives a black Corvette?

“I didn’t know I hit him,” Novak told Politico. Novak said he was a block away when a bicyclist stopped him and said, ‘You hit someone.’ He was cited for failing to yield the right of way.

SOME GUY: You hit someone.
NOVAK: Ehhhhxcellent -- errm, I mean whoops.