Capone describing the Brüno movie:
He flaunts his designer fashions, loose and free attitudes, and sexual aggressiveness to anyone willing to look at him, including a group of four of the scariest hunters I've ever seen, soldiers at a boot camp, church leaders who specialize in de-gay-ification, a frenzied audience of wrestling fans, an angry daytime talk show crowd, and even Republican Congressman and former presidential candidate Ron Paul. The level of anxiety I felt at times watching BRÜNO was immeasurable.
Good gravy. Why am I not standing in line for this right damn now?
And how is Sacha Baron Cohen still alive?
*Runs out the door*